5 Minutes equals…
“will be ready in 5 minutes” said by a woman
equals
“will call you back in 5 minutes”
said by a man.
equals
“will call you back in 5 minutes”
said by a man.
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Surprise your Girlfriend
want to surprise your girlfriend?
introduce her to your wife.
introduce her to your wife.
Six-pack Love
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
In Case of Emergency
When filling out an application, in the part that says “In case of an emergency, notify…” put “DOCTOR “. What’s your mother going to do?
Tomato Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Waiting for the Right Person
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.
Money can’t buy you Happiness
Money can’t buy you happiness but somehow it’s much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
Every Girls’ Dream
True words of wisdom: Every guy thinks every girls’ dream is to find the perfect guy… Pshh, every girls’ dream is to eat without getting fat.
How Babies will be Born in the near Future
This is the lovely story of John and Jane. They first met of Myspace. For a couple of years they dated on Facebook. Then John and Jane got officilaly married on Youtube. When they were both ready to become responsible parents, they have decided to get their own computer living room and just a couple of social attempts later a baby Johny was born.
